Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It’s Cool Whip time!

4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

5. That’s one terrific spread!

6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready [...]

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her [...]